The sandwich-making complex

Forget the house that looked like Hitler or the name of Allah appearing in a sliced tomato. At lunchtime my wife made me a simple edam sandwich today which turned into a rather complicated situation. I was taken aback at first…

Then I realised and caused chaos in the kitchen as I blurted out:

but that’s not what I ordered

and promptly un-ordered it.

If I had thought of this in time for April 1st I would have said something about adding Kraft triangles and putting it all into SandwichMaker™ with reference to making welsh rarebit but that would all be too cheesey.

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