Forget the house that looked like Hitler or the name of Allah appearing in a sliced tomato. At lunchtime my wife made me a simple edam sandwich today which turned into a rather complicated situation. I was taken aback at first…
but that’s not what I ordered
and promptly un-ordered it.
If I had thought of this in time for April 1st I would have said something about adding Kraft triangles and putting it all into SandwichMaker™ with reference to making welsh rarebit but that would all be too cheesey.