With this great new device you can have an anticipatory awareness of the present that emerges second by second, minute by minute. Not only that but it holds the time accurately enough that you could calculate your longitude should you be travelling east or west.
When the big hand is on the Past and the little hand is on Heaven it is time for lunch. When the big hand is on Heaven and the little hand is on Hell its time to go down the pub.
Hexagons ‘flat side up’ versions are also available. A deluxe version will include an MP3 player that plays the Beach boys album ‘Today’ closely followed by ‘Living in the past’, ‘Highway to Hell’ and ‘Stairway to Heaven’.